Archive for April, 2011

I Don’t Need Anything But You. And 500 Channels.

April 29th, 2011 by mom

“This month’s budget was thin, so I...
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Posted in mouths of babes, reality bites, they oughta pay me to write parenting books | 8 comments

Breast Wishes

April 27th, 2011 by mom

“I’m sorry I’m not wearing any pants,” I...
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Posted in fuck yeah my body!, reality bites | 15 comments

Sleeping With The Enemy

April 13th, 2011 by mom

“Hi. I’d like to make an...
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Posted in fuck yeah my body!, reality bites | 30 comments

The Young and the Pantsless Meets Genital Hospital

April 11th, 2011 by mom

Today I had to make an unexpected trip to see the...
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Posted in I should not be allowed out of the house. ever., reality bites, The Checkout Girl | 2 comments