Archive for the 'I should not be allowed out of the house. ever.'

How To Write A Bestselling Parenting Book

June 30th, 2010 by mom

“Sorry I’ve been so busy lately....
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My Kids Are Proof That What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger -or- Potty In The USA

June 24th, 2010 by mom

This afternoon, the teen girl, teen boy, and I...
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What It Feels Like For A Girl -or- How Some Swedes And I Reenacted The Prom Scene From “Carrie”

June 6th, 2010 by mom

A day trip to IKEA turned into a bloody mess the...
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I Do My Best Parenting By Text Message. And Writing In The Margins Of Her Diary.

May 13th, 2010 by mom

“Just got home from school. Ripped my...
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16 And Pregnant, The Hills, Jersey Shore: The MTV Lineup Is A Total Bonerkiller!

April 13th, 2010 by mom

Her: Were you watching 16 and Pregnant last...
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